||MSNBC says the Washington monument is leaning to left. Fox news says its leaning to the right.
||It will take more than an earthquake to really shake Washington DC up. Even God is trying.
||Still shaking? Calm your nerves with deals at area restaurants and bars.
||Earthquakes are caused by shifting tectonic plates, cups, and silverware.
||Anyone else hear that S&P’s just downgraded it from a 5.8 to a 4.5?
||Krugman says it wasn’t big enough.
||Earthquake turns Gallup offices upside down. Obama now at 62% approval.
||I will not stop shaking till Obama says all is okay and he has a plan.
||It made Obama miss a putt.
||It was Bush’s fault.