| 10. |
MSNBC says the Washington monument is leaning to left. Fox news says its leaning to the right. |
| 9. |
It will take more than an earthquake to really shake Washington DC up. Even God is trying. |
| 8. |
Still shaking? Calm your nerves with deals at area restaurants and bars. |
| 7. |
Earthquakes are caused by shifting tectonic plates, cups, and silverware. |
| 6. |
Anyone else hear that S&P’s just downgraded it from a 5.8 to a 4.5? |
| 5. |
Krugman says it wasn’t big enough. |
| 4. |
Earthquake turns Gallup offices upside down. Obama now at 62% approval. |
| 3. |
I will not stop shaking till Obama says all is okay and he has a plan. |
| 2. |
It made Obama miss a putt. |
| 1. |
It was Bush’s fault. |
