Top 10 Tweets After the Earthquake Today

10. MSNBC says the Washington monument is leaning to left. Fox news says its leaning to the right.
9. It will take more than an earthquake to really shake Washington DC up. Even God is trying.
8. Still shaking? Calm your nerves with deals at area restaurants and bars.
7. Earthquakes are caused by shifting tectonic plates, cups, and silverware.
6. Anyone else hear that S&P’s just downgraded it from a 5.8 to a 4.5?
5. Krugman says it wasn’t big enough.
4. Earthquake turns Gallup offices upside down. Obama now at 62% approval.
3. I will not stop shaking till Obama says all is okay and he has a plan.
2. It made Obama miss a putt.
1. It was Bush’s fault.